Description
?? "Embrace the perks of aging with a side of humor! Introducing our latest creation for those who've climbed the hill and learned to roll down it with style: the 'Getting Older Humorous Shirt'! It's not just a fashion statement; it's a badge of honor that proudly proclaims, "One Advantage to Being Old is There's No Peer Pressure." Perfect for the young at heart with a seasoned soul or as a hilarious birthday gift that'll get more laughs than the number of candles on the cake. Crafted from the softest whispers of 100% ring-spun cotton, this lightweight fabric (weighing in at a mere 4.5 oz/yd² or 153 g/m²) is like wearing a gentle breeze. And let's talk versatility – this unisex classic fit tee is as comfortable at a garden party as it is at a poker night. Thanks to its crew neckline and timeless silhouette, you'll be looking sharp no matter where the day takes you. Plus, with a pearlized, tear-away label, you'll forget you're even wearing a shirt. So, whether you're heathered hues or sporty grey, our fabric blends ensure you're wrapped in comfort with a hint of polyester resilience. But wait, there's more! Not only will you look good, but you'll feel good knowing that your new favorite tee is ethically made with US-grown cotton. We're in cahoots with Gildan, who's not just a big deal in the shirt world but a proud card-carrying member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol. That means your chuckle-inducing tee is sustainably made with love for our planet. And for the icing on the cake, this tee is Oeko-Tex certified, ensuring it's as safe for you as it is for Mother Earth. So, care for this gem is a breeze – just turn it inside out, wash with like colors, and tumble dry low. Avoid ironing the print to keep the laughs (and your shirt) looking fresh. With sizes for all, this 'Getting Older Humorous Shirt' is ready to become your go-to garment for every over-the-hill celebration or just a Tuesday. Get yours now and let the good times roll!
S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
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Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
Sleeve length, in | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 |